Picture of an ostrich wearing large glasses with funny captions a bookseller might say. Pages and pages of it - some real gems among them, such as "Snooki wrote a book? And by "book" do you mean "kindling"?" "The Little Prince by Machiavelli? Let me run it by my coworker". "Thanks for putting the books you were looking at wherever you happened to be - our romance readers just luv them some James Ellroy".