Humorous Definitions of Education

From Schott's Vocab column in the New York Times.  My favorite:

“Upon gaining one’s Bachelor Degree, you come to the realization that you know absolutely everything.
Upon gaining one’s Masters, you come to the realization that you don’t know anything.
Upon gaining one’s Doctorate, you come to the realization that you don’t know anything and neither does anyone else.” Garth

 

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