This article is a rather interesting take on the current state of the Republican party, but it has a couple of the funniest lines I've seen recently. Here's the first:
"The world doesn't hate us quite as much now that a president is offering a handshake instead of the finger, and we're not alienating our allies now that we're not asking them to jump off the Geneva Convention while screaming "Yee-ha!" all the way down."
And the second, about Arlen Specter's defection to the Democratic Party:
"Some GOPers conflated H1N1 with Specter by dubbing his defection as "The Swine Flew."